Step 1: Join a pool league with zero experience or skills.
That’s it, that’s all you have to do. And I have done this successfully I might add. I have yet to master any sort of coordination that’s required to make a good shot. I completely lack the ability to shoot in a straight line as well.
That’s not to say that I won’t immediately strut around like the queen of shit when I accidentally get a ball in and it’s assumed I did it on purpose. I most certainly did not do any of it on purpose. But let’s not let that get out, just in case a team mate or opponent happens to stumble across this at some point.
Some interesting side developments have come about since joining a pool league. It has forced me out of my comfort zone. I am meeting new people which is tough to do in PEI. I even made a stellar new friend. (pretty much the only other female in the room, we were drawn to each other like “thank GAWD, a fellow female, possessor of boobs)
Interesting thing about being low-key invisible in a room full of men, they fart! And they smell… a LOT! I think they find themselves in a level of comfort being surrounded by other farting smelly men and so it goes, they let it all rip. From Crop-dusters to SBD’s. It all happens in that pool hall.
Aside from the frustration of not being able to play pool, I am having fun and it gets me out once a week to be forced in to socialization and that’s a good thing.